Cars and its annoyance

WHAT IS WRONG WITH UPTOWN?!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so pissed off right now!
Why cant they FIND a parking OF THEIR OWN?!

They stupid double park me.

I'm fine with that.

If u DOUBLE PARK me, THEN LEAVE UR STUPID NUMBER so i could call u selfish person to move the stupid car.
Make sure when u leave ur number, YOU ANSWER THE CALL!

Omygosh!
This is dunno like 38748365328754 TIMES people double park my car.
Double park nevermind u know, they leave their number but they never answer their phone.
Today, the driver didn even leave his number. and he was somewhere having a good time.

If its for a while like 5 mins, then I'm ok with it.
10 mins is still ok.
15 mins is still fine.

BUT WHEN U HAVE A JOLLY GOOD TIME YAM-CHAR-ing WITH UR FRIENDS AND CANT HEAR MY CAR HONKING LIKE CRAZY, u crossed the line.

YOU CROSS THE LINE!

I'm so angry at uptown people.
Cannot park properly is it?
Must double park is it?
Cannot find parking is it?

I want to go home after a long tiring day in work ok.
I gotta rush home so my bro could take his dinner.
And I have to wait for about 25 mins to wait for ur darn car to move.
I'm so angry!!

URGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Takes a knife and start stabbing christine's grissom/cow/pet*

*Pinches Ronnie till his skin bleeds*

*TEARS ALL THE AUDIT PAPERS*

*Attempts to take car key and scratch the next person who double park me for HALF AN HOUR!* (Nah, i would never do that)


I'm so pissed right now that if you talk to me, I would so scream at you right now.
Dun make me angry I'm telling you.

P.s. I'm always a patient person. I'm not usually like this. Really one. I'm nice! =) I wont bite u. Unless u double park me for half an hour. *grrr
=P

p.p.s. I'm sorry for the words. I'm super angry.